The Rules Of Getting There.

Tips for a surefire successful corporate ladder ascent.

1) Practice yoga:

Especially the bending asanas. It helps ease the back ache as you will have to bend to the management all the time, then there are your so called colleagues who will try to screw you. Lady employees who will sleep around the bosses and cause misery for you by bitching about you to him/her.

2) Practice bitching:

Take some training from women. hone the ability of bitching as this is an efficient mechanism to torture the boss to get rid of anyone who gets in your way or promotion. Lady employees are serious winners in this arena.