Life Complexified:

1) Managers:
Overheard loud: The manager wants to talk to you:
You : (Groan) now what.
He is to facilitate better working, it literally means that down the annals of the management above him shit fell on his head and he wants to vent it out on someone.
He is your friend like Brutus to Ceaser, like Afzalkhan was to Shivaji, like terrorists are to innocent civilians.

Well like all policies that a company abides by are to prove that what you did was morally and socially wrong.